Let’s face it. Halloween comes but once a year. Some would say it’s truly horrifying how evil black-hooded monks who rule the plots of our annual ALL HALLOWS EVE vids lure an unsuspecting, handsome dude to be prepared to be served up as the main course at their evil monastery’s Halloween Banquet. This one tries to call for help but finds his cell phone is in a DEAD ZONE. Fangs are bared and just enough blood is sucked from his neck to render him unable to resist as the evil ones lovingly strip his body. All the better to slather it with their secret sauce, a special tenderizing herbal glop. Spooky Gregorian chant echoes off the stone walls of their monastery’s kitchen as the evil ones gather round the glistening naked body and intone their evIl mantra—-NOTHIN’ SAYS LOVIN’ LIKE SOMETHIN’ FROM…. THE COVEN!